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WHY ON EARTH?

We’ve spent decades staring at these uninspired logos and finally said enough is enough… and took matters into our own hands.

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Proposed revamp to State Department Seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF STATE

The United States Department of State (DOS), commonly referred to as the State Department is the federal executive department that advises the President and conducts international relations. Equivalent to the foreign ministry of other countries, it was established in 1789 as the nation’s first executive department.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1789
Headquarters :: Harry S Truman Building
Website :: www.state.gov

The actual U. S. Department of State Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Treasury Seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY

The United States Department of the Treasury (USDT), commonly referred to as the Treasury Department, is the federal executive department that prints all paper currency and mints all coins in circulation, collects all federal taxes, and manages US government debt.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1789
Headquarters :: the Treasury Building
Website :: www.treasury.gov

The actual U. S. Department of the Treasury Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Defense Department seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE

The United States Department Defense (DOD), originially called the Department of War until 1947, is the federal executive department that is charged with coordinating and supervising all agencies and functions of national security and the US Armed Forces and is the largest employer in the world.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1789
Headquarters :: the Pentagon
Website :: www.defense.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Defense Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Justice Department seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

The United States Department of Justice (DOJ) is a federal executive department of the U.S. government, responsible for the enforcement of the law and administration of justice in the United States, equivalent to the justice or interior ministries of other countries.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1870
Headquarters :: Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building
Website :: www.justice.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Justice Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to the Department of the Interior seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR

The United States Department of the Interior (DOI), commonly referred to as the National Parks Department, is the federal executive department that is responsible for the management and conservation of most federal lands and natural resources. Leslie Knope works here.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1849
Headquarters :: Main Interior Building
Website :: www.state.gov

The actual U. S. Department of the Interior Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to the Department of Agriculture seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE

The United States Department of Agriculture, also known as the Agriculture Department, is the U.S. federal executive department responsible for developing and executing federal laws related to farming, forestry, and food. President Lincoln referred to it as the "people's department".

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1862
Headquarters :: Jamie L. Whitten Building
Website :: www.usda.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Agriculture Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Department of Commerce seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE

The United States Department of Commerce is concerned with promoting economic growth. Among its tasks are gathering economic and demographic data for business and government decision-making, and helping to set industrial standards.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1903
Headquarters :: Herbert C. Hoover Building
Website :: www.commerce.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Commerce Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Department of Labor seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF LABOR

The United States Department of Labor (DOS) is a cabinet-level department of the U.S. federal government responsible for occupational safety, wage and hour standards, unemployment insurance benefits, reemployment services, and some economic statistics.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1913
Headquarters :: Frances Perkins Building
Website :: www.dol.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Labor seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Department of Health and Human Services seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES

The United States Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), also known as the Health Department, is a cabinet-level department of the U.S. federal government with the goal of protecting the health of all Americans and providing essential human services.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1953
Headquarters :: Hubert H. Humphrey Building
Website :: www.hhs.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Health and Human Services seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Department of Housing and Urban Development seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT

The United States Department of State (HUD), is a cabinet-level deparment created as part of the "Great Society" program of President Lyndon Johnson, to develop and execute policies on housing and metropolises.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1965
Headquarters ::Robert C. Weaver Federal Building
Website :: www.hud.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Housing and Urban Development seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Department of Transportation seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION

The United States Department of Transportation (DOT) is a federal Cabinet department of the U.S. government concerned with transportation.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1967
Headquarters :: 1200 New Jersey Ave.
Website :: www.transportation.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Transportation Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Department of  Energy seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY

The United States Department of Energy (DOE) is a cabinet-level department of the United States Government concerned with the United States' policies regarding energy and safety in handling nuclear material, including the nation's supply of nuclear weapons.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1977
Headquarters :: James V. Forrestal Building
Website :: www.energy.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Energy Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Department of Education seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

The United States Department of Education is a cabinet-level department tasked with overseeing federal administration of education with over 75% of budget going to educational loans and grants.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1979
Headquarters :: Lyndon Baines Johnson Building
Website :: www.ed.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Education Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp to Department of Veterans Affairs seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF VETERANS AFFAIRS

The United States Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) is a federal Cabinet-level agency that provides near-comprehensive healthcare services to military veterans. It also oversees disability compensation, vocational rehabilitation, education assistance, home loans, and life insurance; and provides burial and memorial benefits to eligible veterans and family members.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 1930
Headquarters :: Veterans Affairs Building
Website :: www.va.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Veterans Affairs Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
Proposed revamp of Homeland Security seal

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY

The United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is a cabinet department of the U.S. federal government with responsibilities in public security, anti-terrorism, border security, immigration and customs control created in response to the events of September 11, 2001.

AGENCY OVERVIEW

Founded :: 2002
Headquarters :: Nebraska Avenue Complex
Website :: www.dhs.gov

The actual U. S. Department of Homeland Security Seal The bad seal that you would hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper

BACKGROUND

NJI Media is an award winning creative agency located in the Washington D.C. area, so as you can imagine, we’ve come across our fair share of government based contracts. Occasionally this work requires us to use mandated graphics any sane designer would normally stray away from.

ENTER BADLY DESIGNED UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT SEALS

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Unlike a vintage viognier, these seals didn’t age well. So we decided to grab a few of the hapless seals and give them a face-lift. Did we miss your most loathed logo? Hit us up on social and we’ll try to come to your aid.

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